Noel Gallagher mocks Oasis videos

January 23, 2014

In a video clip that has gone viral, Noel Gallagher – and we’re pretty sure he’d use these exact words – takes the piss out of a bunch of old Oasis videos.

The clip, taken from the band’s 2010 Time Flies DVD – features Gallagher commenting on everything from the fashion ("Why was I dressed like that? I look like f**king Colombo!") to how drunk he was during filming ("I’m f**king drunk in this video. Look how pissed I am there … I can’t begin to tell you pissed I was. I was sh*t-faced.")

He also has a go at video directors in general, saying: "I f**king hate videos. I hate everything about them… I don’t like the fact that the people that are making them think they’re making f**king Apocalypse Now."

Other highlights include: "I have to say about all these videos: If you needed four guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that" and a confused yell of "Is that a man with legs made of sausages?"

The video has gone viral thanks to a supercut from YouTube video nutsngum2.

Watch the 10-minute clip below. And obviously, f**ing foul language ahead. It is, after all, Noel Gallagher.